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Here's a new masturbation contest idea. Its a
Jack-Off Contest to see what male contestant can shoot his load
the farthest.
The idea is to have a naked male contestant
standing presses up against the starting gate mounting board.
His cock and balls are protruding through a hole in the board,
while his hands are chained to a pole at the top. A naked female
in front, jacks him off and shoots his load onto a wide sheet of
paper, where the distance can be measured from the starting
position, to determine how far he shot his load. All the time he
is being jacked off by his female partner, other naked females
are spanking and whipping his bare ass from behind. The girls
want him to hold back until they are good and ready for him to
let go. Nipple clips, clothes pins, ball clips and butt plugs
would all be in order. It could take up to an hour to get him
off, but would result in some stunning cum shots for the
audience benefit.
Here's how the equipment would look, after
being installed:
1. Two steel U-channel end rails are placed in
solid floor mounted bases, facing each other about 4 feet apart.
2. A painted plywood mounting board, 1/4"
thick by 18" long, would be just wide enough to be inserted
freely into the two side U-channels.
3. A round hand grip pole is attached to the
top of the two steel side channels, with the contestants hands
chained to the pole so he can hang on, while being jacked off
& also to brace himself for his cum-shot.
4. The mounting board has an up and down
adjustment of about 24 inches between the two end channels that
it slides in, to accommodate the different contestants cock
height. The mounting board is held in place by set screws in
each u-channel.
To accommodate the contestants for the
jack-off, there is a 4" diameter hole in the center of the
mounting board, so his cock and balls can protrude out in front
of the mounting board for easy stroking and fondling by his
female handler.
5. A starting line is marked on the floor with
tape.
6. A fresh paper shooting range is also taped
to the floor, in front of each contestant, to catch his flying
cum shot after it's launched from his smoking hot cock and lands
on the floor.
7. Each cum-shot is measured from the starting
line to the farthest point of the thrown load with a sliding
scale, or yardstick.
The contests can go on indefinitely, year in
and year out, as new people want to try their luck at the
jack-off station. A prize of say, $50 is awarded to the longest
cum-shot of the week, but all contestants records are put up on
a wall scoreboard with name, date, length of their shoot and
winnings.
To not allow giving long cocks an advantage
over shorter cocks, all cocks will be considered to be 6 inches
long, and are given a cock length handicap, just like in golf.
Personal cock length handicaps are calculated with a special
cock length measuring device aptly called the "animal
handler."
A contestant must first slide his full hard-on
into a 2-1/2"diameter plastic tube, 12" long. Attached
to the base of the tube is a 10 inch diameter flange. After
insertion, the flange is pressed firmly against his groin area
and the length of his hard-on in the tube is read and
documented.
As an example, a male with a full10 inch long
hard-on must have a 4 inch penalty deducted from his overall
cum-shot distance. Conversely, a male with a 4 inch cock gets 2
inches added to his overall cum-shot measurement. This way,
everyone will be shooting his load off on a level playing field,
with a six inch cock from the starting line.
You can tell I like masturbation of all kinds.
I always have. Ever since I found out how that little piece of
whang between my legs worked as a little kid, I've become a
spontaneous masturbator and been going at it hot and heavy. I
also have lots of other good masturbation ideas.
For instance, couples form a jerk circles,
where the couples would all start at the same time to see who
could get their partner off the fastest. The winner gets to go
around and play with the other contestants balls. The female
partner who cums in second also gets to help the others get off.
So, if there are six couples in the jerk-circle, the final male
would get jacked-off with the help of six females! Afterwards,
the 6 females would pair off for three 69 sessions, while the
six men helped.
The last game I will tell you about for now is
about a group of couples, who pick straws to see who becomes the
"Queen Bee." The losing females have to get their male
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partners excited to the point of cumming. As each one is ready
to shoot his kingly load, the Queen Bee moves in and has the
honor and fun of jacking them off, one at a time, while the
other female partner plays with his balls.