I will not use Mistress’s bra as a sling.

I will not goose Mistress when she isn’t looking.

I will not make funny noises when Mistress is on the phone.

I will not call Mistress’s underwear “granny panties”.

I will not expel gas and blame it on Mistress.

I will not make up cutesy names for Mistress’s whips, floggers, or paddles.

I will not put Mistress’s blindfold on the Cat.

I will not try and give away any of Mistress’s toys.

I will not giggle and yell “Quit Tickling” while Mistress is flogging me.

I will not participate in belching contests with other subbies.

I will not hide the remote from Mistress.

I will not snore while scening with Mistress.

I will not drool when we go into the leather shop.

I will not yell “Hail Satan!” when Mistress orders me to do something.

I will not say “Oh yeah! You and what army” to Mistress.

I will not starch Mistress’s bra.

I will not drop kick Mistress’s cat.

I will not use Mistress’s hairbrush to kill bugs of any kind.

I will not poke Mistress and say “Oh! Oh! Oh!” when we pass a sale rack in Wal-Mart.

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Copyright 2003

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